Sorry. I don't paint ironic things. Or upcycle vintage garbage. But I have been working on growing a mustache for over 30 years.
This my personal highlight reel, including but not limited to:
- An awkward photo with some coworkers that reached the top of Reddit
- A Cosmopolitan magazine article I starred in
- My own home-brewed beer labels
- And that time I made my old boss look like a cult leader at a company outing